1 00:00:07,572 --> 00:00:09,705 [music] 2 00:00:09,835 --> 00:00:13,056 Okay. Let the meeting of Chief Executive Officers 3 00:00:13,187 --> 00:00:16,320 of the label yet to be named, begin. 4 00:00:16,451 --> 00:00:18,540 Okay, so how many artists who want to be signed 5 00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:19,497 sent over their music? 6 00:00:19,628 --> 00:00:23,936 [sighs] None. 7 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:26,287 Charlie, can you read that back to me, please? 8 00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:28,028 Dylan: How many artists who want to be signed 9 00:00:28,158 --> 00:00:33,337 sent us their music? Rebecca: None. 10 00:00:33,468 --> 00:00:36,601 Great job, Charlie. I think we got everything. 11 00:00:36,732 --> 00:00:38,560 So what's next? 12 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:40,127 Well, we need to keep moving towards our label's 13 00:00:40,257 --> 00:00:42,738 official launch party. It's set for a month from now. 14 00:00:42,868 --> 00:00:44,696 Question: What good is a launch party 15 00:00:44,827 --> 00:00:47,656 when there's no one to launch it to? 16 00:00:47,786 --> 00:00:50,311 Charlie brings up a good point. No one knows about our label. 17 00:00:50,441 --> 00:00:52,008 And if our launch party is gonna pop, 18 00:00:52,139 --> 00:00:53,140 then we need to better promote it. 19 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:55,229 Which is hard when our money's low. 20 00:00:55,359 --> 00:00:58,536 Correction: Really low. 21 00:00:58,667 --> 00:01:02,714 What? Don't hate me, hate last week's transcripts. 22 00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:05,326 Knock, knock. Hey, hey, hey. 23 00:01:05,456 --> 00:01:09,678 Look at you. Young, gifted and black. Mm-mm-mm. 24 00:01:09,808 --> 00:01:11,462 I don't mean to interrupt. I just thought maybe you could 25 00:01:11,593 --> 00:01:13,290 use some snacks while you plan your musical takeover. 26 00:01:13,421 --> 00:01:16,119 So who's in the mood for some grill cheeses? 27 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:17,251 Nah. No, thanks. 28 00:01:17,381 --> 00:01:18,861 If you're offering, I'll take one. 29 00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:20,471 -Me, too. -All right, cool. 30 00:01:20,602 --> 00:01:22,299 Well, I don't wanna be left out. I'll take one, too. 31 00:01:22,430 --> 00:01:23,648 Oh. All right. 32 00:01:23,779 --> 00:01:26,956 -Oh, uh, lightly grilled. -Got it. 33 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:30,307 Ooh, and with the crusts cut off. 34 00:01:30,438 --> 00:01:32,092 Hmm. 35 00:01:32,222 --> 00:01:34,877 Oh and can you cut it, you know, diagonally? 36 00:01:35,007 --> 00:01:37,488 Baby, you are so specific. 37 00:01:37,619 --> 00:01:40,622 I'm a CEO now, Dad. I have to be specific. 38 00:01:40,752 --> 00:01:43,320 Get back to work. 39 00:01:45,627 --> 00:01:48,369 Okay, so we need to make sure that our label capitalizes 40 00:01:48,499 --> 00:01:50,849 on the fact that we got the Pi'erre Bourne 41 00:01:50,980 --> 00:01:52,547 on our first single. 42 00:01:52,677 --> 00:01:55,506 So far the only promotion we've done is by word of mouth. 43 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:57,073 Grandma's mouth to be specific. 44 00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:58,248 She told everyone at church about us. 45 00:01:58,379 --> 00:02:00,381 Yeah, I know. Thanks to Grandma, 46 00:02:00,511 --> 00:02:02,600 the church organist keeps hitting me up, 47 00:02:02,731 --> 00:02:04,341 asking to be on our next song. 48 00:02:04,472 --> 00:02:06,952 Myrtle can make those pipes sing. 49 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:08,954 The future of this label depends on getting the 50 00:02:09,085 --> 00:02:09,738 word out to more people. 51 00:02:09,868 --> 00:02:11,653 [phone rings] 52 00:02:11,783 --> 00:02:14,090 Hello. 53 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:18,660 Sister Myrtle, for the last time, 54 00:02:18,790 --> 00:02:23,491 my tracks don't need an organist. Thank you. Amen. 55 00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:26,015 Dylan. There's a Myrtle in the living room. 56 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,800 And she is not happy. 57 00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:30,933 [growls in frustration] 58 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:33,501 Make sure to tell Myrtle that Charlie says hi. 59 00:02:33,631 --> 00:02:35,677 [music] 60 00:02:35,807 --> 00:02:38,070 ♪ From the Chi down in ATL Family living well ♪ 61 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:39,811 ♪ Uncle Myles ain't understand my style ♪ 62 00:02:39,942 --> 00:02:41,161 ♪ Had to show and tell 63 00:02:41,291 --> 00:02:42,814 ♪ Auntie Yaz said I'm good at math ♪ 64 00:02:42,945 --> 00:02:44,076 ♪ I should never fail 65 00:02:44,207 --> 00:02:45,252 ♪ And cousin Becca She a steppa ♪ 66 00:02:45,382 --> 00:02:47,602 ♪ Charlie rollin' with the kid 67 00:02:47,732 --> 00:02:49,169 ♪ Yeah, ah [WHO?] 68 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:50,648 ♪ You gonna love Young Dylan 69 00:02:50,779 --> 00:02:52,041 ♪ Yeah, ah [WHO?] 70 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,651 ♪ Who gonna love Young Dylan 71 00:02:53,782 --> 00:02:55,131 ♪ Yeah, ah [WHO?] 72 00:02:55,262 --> 00:02:56,611 ♪ Who gonna love Young Dylan 73 00:02:56,741 --> 00:02:58,178 ♪ Yeah, ah [WHO?] 74 00:02:58,308 --> 00:02:59,614 ♪ You gonna love Young Dylan 75 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:01,093 ♪ Yeah, ah [WHO?] 76 00:03:01,224 --> 00:03:02,834 ♪ Who gonna love Young Dylan 77 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:04,184 ♪ [You gonna love Young Dylan] Yeah, ah [WHO?] ♪ 78 00:03:04,314 --> 00:03:06,011 ♪ You gonna love Young Dylan 79 00:03:07,448 --> 00:03:09,537 [music] 80 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:11,930 Hey, Dylan. I got your text to meet at your locker. 81 00:03:12,061 --> 00:03:15,325 I also got your text, but I decided to ignore it, 82 00:03:15,456 --> 00:03:18,633 and wonder how you got my new phone number. 83 00:03:18,763 --> 00:03:20,200 I have my ways. 84 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:22,332 I didn't get a text. 85 00:03:22,463 --> 00:03:24,726 Bro, you're standing right next to me. 86 00:03:24,856 --> 00:03:26,989 Still would've been nice. 87 00:03:27,119 --> 00:03:28,425 Just tell me what's so urgent. 88 00:03:28,556 --> 00:03:29,992 I figured out how our label could get 89 00:03:30,122 --> 00:03:32,603 a ton of free publicity. 90 00:03:32,734 --> 00:03:35,998 Look, those kids are watching Blazin' Hot Takes. 91 00:03:36,128 --> 00:03:37,782 Isn't it that internet show where people go head-to-head 92 00:03:37,913 --> 00:03:40,002 with the host eating spicy chicken nuggets 93 00:03:40,132 --> 00:03:41,395 that get hotter and hotter? 94 00:03:41,525 --> 00:03:42,874 Yeah. And while they do, they get to talk about 95 00:03:43,005 --> 00:03:46,835 whatever they want, like a brand new label they're starting. 96 00:03:46,965 --> 00:03:49,316 No one ever gets to talk because their mouths are on fire. 97 00:03:49,446 --> 00:03:52,101 That's what I told him. 98 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,842 Well, I love me some Blazin' Hot Takes. 99 00:03:53,972 --> 00:03:57,019 My dad got me into it. He knows the producers. 100 00:03:57,149 --> 00:03:59,717 Well, I think my idea is pretty genius. 101 00:03:59,848 --> 00:04:02,503 Wrong. Eating hot nuggets on that show makes the guests 102 00:04:02,633 --> 00:04:03,895 look like fools. 103 00:04:04,026 --> 00:04:06,463 Yeah, because there's such a thing as too hot. 104 00:04:06,594 --> 00:04:08,726 And what makes you such an expert? 105 00:04:08,857 --> 00:04:11,555 For one, I'm the only spicy food eater in our house. 106 00:04:11,686 --> 00:04:14,079 And two, I'm growing my own peppers in the backyard. 107 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:17,082 I am creating one that'll be the hottest in the world. 108 00:04:17,213 --> 00:04:20,782 I call it the Swelter Pepper. 109 00:04:20,912 --> 00:04:26,004 Hm. I had no idea my cuz-o was a pepper aficionado. Respect. 110 00:04:26,135 --> 00:04:28,746 Look, Dylan, even if you wanted to get on that show, 111 00:04:28,877 --> 00:04:30,879 Blazin' Hot Takes is so popular that there's probably a list 112 00:04:31,009 --> 00:04:32,750 a mile long to get on it. 113 00:04:32,881 --> 00:04:35,492 Well, I could ask my dad to talk to the producers 114 00:04:35,623 --> 00:04:37,451 and get you on if you want. 115 00:04:37,581 --> 00:04:40,105 -Thanks, Bethany. -Don't mention it. 116 00:04:40,236 --> 00:04:42,369 Yeah. Thanks, boo. 117 00:04:42,499 --> 00:04:45,589 Don't mention that either. 118 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:48,462 Yo, everybody! Your boy, Young Dylan 119 00:04:48,592 --> 00:04:50,638 is gonna be on Blazin' Hot Takes! 120 00:04:50,768 --> 00:04:53,423 Dylan, no. 121 00:04:54,119 --> 00:04:56,731 Dylan, yes. I have a plan that will keep my mouth from turning 122 00:04:56,861 --> 00:05:00,256 into a forest fire and get the publicity that we need. 123 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:01,997 It's foolproof. 124 00:05:02,127 --> 00:05:05,783 Yeah. You're a fool and you keep proving it. 125 00:05:05,914 --> 00:05:09,396 [music] 126 00:05:09,961 --> 00:05:11,920 [TV] Okay, Kyle, you're our next contestant on 127 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:15,837 I Can Do That, I Am Not A Scaredy Cat. 128 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:20,058 All right, for $15,000, put this tiny birthday hat 129 00:05:20,189 --> 00:05:21,495 on the head of that king cobra. 130 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:23,453 That cobra does not look happy. 131 00:05:23,584 --> 00:05:26,761 [TV] I can't do that! I'm a scaredy cat! 132 00:05:26,891 --> 00:05:28,502 Ah, big ole baby. 133 00:05:28,632 --> 00:05:30,895 Please. You would've chickened out, too. 134 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:32,941 Pfft. No, I wouldn't. 135 00:05:33,071 --> 00:05:37,467 Son, you don't have an adventurous bone in your body. 136 00:05:37,598 --> 00:05:40,514 Myles has soft boneyitis. 137 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:42,254 He gets it from his daddy's side of the family. 138 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:46,302 Oh. Ooh-ooh. Wow! Mama got jokes! 139 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:49,218 I'm adventurous! Right, baby? 140 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,612 Well... 141 00:05:51,742 --> 00:05:54,963 The most adventurous thing you've done recently 142 00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:56,138 is switch deodorants. 143 00:05:56,268 --> 00:05:58,532 And you might wanna consider switching back. 144 00:05:58,662 --> 00:06:02,753 In this defense, it is all natural. 145 00:06:02,884 --> 00:06:05,930 All I know is I'm more adventurous than the woman 146 00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:09,456 who won't use chopsticks because she says it gives her splinters. 147 00:06:09,586 --> 00:06:11,022 That-that's not why I don't use them. 148 00:06:11,153 --> 00:06:12,589 They're not even real wood. That's exactly why. 149 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,025 I-I-I don't use them. That's why I don't--! 150 00:06:14,156 --> 00:06:16,071 [TV] Do you wanna show the haters that you're cool 151 00:06:16,201 --> 00:06:17,551 and adventurous? 152 00:06:17,681 --> 00:06:19,901 -I most certainly do. -Yes, I do. 153 00:06:20,031 --> 00:06:22,077 [TV] Then you should get in touch with me, 154 00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:26,298 Matt of Matt's Mobile Tatts. The tattoo shop that comes to you. 155 00:06:26,429 --> 00:06:28,039 What are you doing? 156 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:30,999 I am gonna get a tattoo. 157 00:06:31,129 --> 00:06:34,959 And prove to you how adventurous I am. 158 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:37,440 Yeah, that's funny. That-that-that's crazy 159 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:40,704 'cause yeah, I was thinking the exact same thing. Yeah. 160 00:06:40,835 --> 00:06:43,620 Guys, this is silly. A tattoo is permanent. 161 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:45,230 Can't you just agree that you're both... 162 00:06:45,361 --> 00:06:46,884 adventurous? 163 00:06:47,015 --> 00:06:48,016 -No. -No. 164 00:06:48,146 --> 00:06:50,453 [music] 165 00:06:50,584 --> 00:06:54,065 Welcome. Welcome, welcome to another 166 00:06:54,196 --> 00:06:56,938 amazing hot episode 167 00:06:57,068 --> 00:07:00,942 of Blazin' Hot Takes! [horn blowing] 168 00:07:01,072 --> 00:07:04,641 Whoo! Where if you can't take the heat, you got to get the 169 00:07:04,772 --> 00:07:06,991 heck off my show! Y'all know how I do it. 170 00:07:07,122 --> 00:07:08,776 You've seen the show. Well, guess what? 171 00:07:08,906 --> 00:07:13,084 Joining me today is local rapper, Young Dylan 172 00:07:13,215 --> 00:07:17,393 who has some very exciting news he would like to share 173 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:21,092 with my very, very, very large and loyal viewers. 174 00:07:21,223 --> 00:07:22,964 Glad to be here, Norwood. 175 00:07:23,094 --> 00:07:25,445 Oh, well, I'm glad to have you, Young Dylan. So um, 176 00:07:25,575 --> 00:07:28,535 you are familiar with the show? I mean, that is the number one 177 00:07:28,665 --> 00:07:31,712 streaming show for people eight to eighty. All right? 178 00:07:31,842 --> 00:07:34,018 So this is how we're gonna do it. 179 00:07:34,149 --> 00:07:38,196 We're both going to eat five hot chicken nuggests. Whoo! 180 00:07:38,327 --> 00:07:40,982 Don't they look good? Don't they look good? 181 00:07:41,112 --> 00:07:42,853 All right, so now we're gonna eat five chicken nuggets 182 00:07:42,984 --> 00:07:45,552 drenched in hot sauce. And from left to right, 183 00:07:45,682 --> 00:07:49,251 each sauce will get hotter and hotter. 184 00:07:49,381 --> 00:07:52,384 And you can feel free to stop whenever the hot gets too hot! 185 00:07:52,515 --> 00:07:53,516 [laughing] 186 00:07:53,647 --> 00:07:54,691 Got it, Norwood. 187 00:07:54,822 --> 00:07:56,954 Okay, you got it! So let's start. 188 00:08:03,091 --> 00:08:04,309 Whoo! 189 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:08,052 Whoo! Mm. That was hot. 190 00:08:08,183 --> 00:08:10,707 I hear you're starting a new label. 191 00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:14,363 Oh, actually, it's going to be 192 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,714 Atlanta's hottest new label. 193 00:08:17,845 --> 00:08:20,891 You know, Def Jam, Bad Boy, Rockafel-- 194 00:08:21,022 --> 00:08:23,807 Hold on. Slow down, Young Dylan. 195 00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:27,289 See, you can't push your label until you eat your first nugget. 196 00:08:27,419 --> 00:08:29,683 Oh, oh, oh. 197 00:08:30,118 --> 00:08:32,207 Whoo! Yes. 198 00:08:32,337 --> 00:08:33,861 Dylan, what are you doing? 199 00:08:33,991 --> 00:08:36,690 Oh, you know, Norwood, I don't eat chicken. 200 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:40,607 So I'll just keep talking about my label. 201 00:08:40,737 --> 00:08:43,958 -Def Jam, Bad Boy. -No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 202 00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:45,960 Sorry, Young Dylan. If you don't eat a nugget, 203 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:48,615 you cannot tell my viewers about your label. 204 00:08:48,745 --> 00:08:51,966 I'm so sorry. But! [laughing] 205 00:08:52,096 --> 00:08:53,707 Fortunately for you, 206 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:56,797 we have some 207 00:08:56,927 --> 00:09:02,629 vegetarian hot chicken nuggets. 208 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:04,369 Oh, yeah! 209 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:07,024 -Lucky me. -Yeah, lucky you! 210 00:09:07,155 --> 00:09:09,810 -Now, help yourself. -Okay. 211 00:09:10,245 --> 00:09:11,376 Uh... 212 00:09:16,599 --> 00:09:17,948 Vegetarian. 213 00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:20,734 Good, right? 214 00:09:20,864 --> 00:09:23,040 Mm. It's actually more flavorful than [screams] 215 00:09:23,171 --> 00:09:28,959 [laughing hysterically] 216 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:31,832 Oh! Look at him! Look at him! Look at him! 217 00:09:31,962 --> 00:09:33,529 Why don't you try some milk? Try the milk, the milk! 218 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,183 It'll help. It'll help you. Do the milk. Do the milk. 219 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:38,360 Oh yeah, that'll help you. Oh yeah. [laughing] 220 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:42,625 Whoa! [screaming] Not helping! Hotter now! 221 00:09:42,756 --> 00:09:44,322 It's a lie! It didn't do nothing! 222 00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:45,672 [Norwood laughing] 223 00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:49,066 [Dylan screaming] 224 00:09:49,197 --> 00:09:51,503 Local rapper, Young Dylan! 225 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:53,201 [laughing] 226 00:09:53,331 --> 00:09:56,944 Well, I guess Young Dylan is a loser! 227 00:09:57,074 --> 00:09:59,599 She's the CEO, whoa! 228 00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:02,123 Oh, he just threw her up under the bus. You see that? 229 00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:03,341 Just threw the CEO. 230 00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:04,734 And then threw her right up under the bus. 231 00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:07,171 Come on over here, young CEO. 232 00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:12,046 Would like to tell everyone about your dope hip-hop label? 233 00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:13,438 Um... 234 00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:15,615 [Dylan panting] 235 00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:18,922 We started a hip-hop label to help unsigned, un-- [crying] 236 00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:20,489 So hot! So hot! 237 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,100 [laughing] 238 00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:25,102 All right, guys! Thank you! 239 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:28,758 Hey, that means somebody else is down and out! 240 00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:31,065 But I tell you what, catch us next week on another episode 241 00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:32,414 of Blazin' Hot Takes! 242 00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:34,329 [horn blowing] 243 00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:35,722 [music] 244 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:39,181 You just had to go on Blazin' Hot Takes. 245 00:10:39,312 --> 00:10:40,574 Thanks to you we looked like clowns. 246 00:10:40,704 --> 00:10:42,619 And everyone at school is talking about us. 247 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:45,709 I know. 248 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:47,581 No one will take us or our label seriously now. 249 00:10:47,711 --> 00:10:50,149 I know. Mistakes were made, Rebecca. 250 00:10:50,279 --> 00:10:52,499 Snot bubbles from that spicy sauce were also made. 251 00:10:52,629 --> 00:10:54,501 And viewed by everyone! 252 00:10:54,631 --> 00:10:57,373 Don't forget about what they heard. Hmm. 253 00:10:57,504 --> 00:11:00,637 I didn't know a human body could make those sounds. 254 00:11:00,768 --> 00:11:01,377 [sighs] 255 00:11:02,465 --> 00:11:04,250 But... 256 00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:07,557 Don't worry. I actually can fix this. 257 00:11:07,688 --> 00:11:10,604 We should go back on Blazin' Hot Takes. 258 00:11:10,734 --> 00:11:13,694 That hot sauce must have gone to your brain! 259 00:11:13,824 --> 00:11:16,349 It's the only way we can erase that L and get a win for us 260 00:11:16,479 --> 00:11:20,309 -and our label. -And what if we take a second L? 261 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:24,313 Hmm. I hadn't considered that when I had Bethany talk to her 262 00:11:24,444 --> 00:11:26,794 father about asking the producer to bring us back on the show 263 00:11:26,924 --> 00:11:28,187 in a few days. 264 00:11:28,317 --> 00:11:29,971 [screams] 265 00:11:30,885 --> 00:11:32,060 What are you doing? 266 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:34,193 I'm calling the show and stopping this. 267 00:11:36,978 --> 00:11:39,850 Hi. Yes, this is Rebecca Wilson. 268 00:11:39,981 --> 00:11:43,027 Yes, the face slapper. 269 00:11:43,158 --> 00:11:47,641 The most viewed episode of Blazin' Hot Takes. So great. 270 00:11:47,771 --> 00:11:52,907 [sighs] Look, Dylan and I won't be doing another episode. 271 00:11:53,037 --> 00:11:57,999 Uh-huh. Perfect. Thank you. 272 00:11:58,130 --> 00:11:59,392 So what did they say? 273 00:11:59,522 --> 00:12:01,045 They said if we didn't do another episode, 274 00:12:01,176 --> 00:12:02,873 Norwood's gonna put our crying faces on billboards 275 00:12:03,004 --> 00:12:04,310 all around town. 276 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:07,182 Everyone in Atlanta will laugh at us! 277 00:12:08,009 --> 00:12:09,663 Yeah, even the lunch ladies were clowning them for-- 278 00:12:12,187 --> 00:12:14,407 I'll call you back. 279 00:12:14,537 --> 00:12:16,365 [door shuts] 280 00:12:18,498 --> 00:12:20,500 [sighs] 281 00:12:20,978 --> 00:12:24,808 That's it! Charlie's the answer to all of this. 282 00:12:24,939 --> 00:12:28,116 He grows peppers and he loves to cook spicy stuff. 283 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:30,162 He can give us tips on how to eat hot sauce 284 00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:32,816 and not have our faces melt. 285 00:12:32,947 --> 00:12:36,733 I can't believe I'm saying this, but that's actually a good plan. 286 00:12:36,864 --> 00:12:38,300 Good job, brain. 287 00:12:38,431 --> 00:12:40,607 [music] 288 00:12:40,737 --> 00:12:44,524 Who's the hottest wittle pepper in the whole wide world? 289 00:12:44,654 --> 00:12:47,962 You are. That's right. 290 00:12:48,092 --> 00:12:51,095 You're the hottest wittle pepper. Hottest wittle pepper. 291 00:12:51,226 --> 00:12:53,663 I wasn't talking to my pepper, you were! 292 00:12:53,794 --> 00:12:55,230 Stop being weird. 293 00:12:55,361 --> 00:12:57,450 Yeah, we need to go back on Blazin' Hot Takes 294 00:12:57,580 --> 00:12:59,669 and last long enough to promote our label. 295 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:03,412 So we need you to teach us how to handle eating spicy foods. 296 00:13:03,543 --> 00:13:05,893 Intriguing. 297 00:13:06,023 --> 00:13:07,503 Just not those. 298 00:13:07,634 --> 00:13:12,073 [laughs] No one is ready for this baby! 299 00:13:12,204 --> 00:13:14,771 If I help you, you must agree to do everything I say 300 00:13:14,902 --> 00:13:16,469 and not question my technique. 301 00:13:16,599 --> 00:13:17,861 -Fine. -Okay. 302 00:13:17,992 --> 00:13:21,691 Just so you know, 303 00:13:21,822 --> 00:13:24,259 I'll push you to the brink of destruction. 304 00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:28,916 But then I'll rebuild your mouth stronger than ever before. 305 00:13:29,046 --> 00:13:30,352 -Fine. -Okay. 306 00:13:30,483 --> 00:13:33,834 [music] 307 00:13:35,139 --> 00:13:38,055 Listen up, maggots! 308 00:13:38,186 --> 00:13:41,233 Do you wanna be heat eaters? 309 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:42,625 -Yes. -Yes. 310 00:13:42,756 --> 00:13:45,846 Good, because after today, you will be ready 311 00:13:45,976 --> 00:13:47,761 for Blazin' Hot Takes! 312 00:13:47,891 --> 00:13:52,331 -Just one question. -What is it, maggot? 313 00:13:52,461 --> 00:13:54,158 What's with the water? 314 00:13:54,289 --> 00:13:56,291 Before we can start your training, 315 00:13:56,422 --> 00:13:59,033 we need to clean your palate. 316 00:13:59,163 --> 00:14:00,991 I like to work with a clean canvas. 317 00:14:01,122 --> 00:14:03,429 So drink up! 318 00:14:03,559 --> 00:14:07,041 One, drinky, drinky. 319 00:14:08,869 --> 00:14:11,306 [coughing] 320 00:14:11,437 --> 00:14:13,482 Ah! Spicy water! 321 00:14:13,613 --> 00:14:15,963 Charlie, why? 322 00:14:16,093 --> 00:14:19,227 If you can drink spicy water, you can eat spicy food! 323 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,751 Now, let's get training! 324 00:14:21,882 --> 00:14:23,144 [blows whistle] 325 00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:28,758 You're holding a chip covered in Carolina Reaper Pepper dust. 326 00:14:28,889 --> 00:14:33,546 Or aka, the lava chip. 327 00:14:33,676 --> 00:14:36,940 Uh, Charlie, are you sure this is safe? 328 00:14:37,071 --> 00:14:38,246 No. 329 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,379 Eat it! 330 00:14:43,033 --> 00:14:44,992 [crunching] 331 00:14:50,780 --> 00:14:54,306 [coughing] 332 00:14:56,090 --> 00:14:58,135 Want some water? 333 00:15:03,227 --> 00:15:09,146 [music] 334 00:15:13,934 --> 00:15:15,849 You're ready. 335 00:15:15,979 --> 00:15:18,330 [music] 336 00:15:20,767 --> 00:15:24,640 All right. Hasn't this gone on long enough? 337 00:15:24,771 --> 00:15:27,513 If you stop right now, I'll take you out for ice cream. 338 00:15:27,643 --> 00:15:30,733 Under normal circumstances, butter pecan or as I say, 339 00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:33,997 Georgia butter pecan would be delish. 340 00:15:34,128 --> 00:15:38,698 But no one and I mean, no one tells me I'm not adventurous! 341 00:15:38,828 --> 00:15:42,745 And no one is going to tell me that either. 342 00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:45,966 Look, a tattoo isn't a solution to an argument. 343 00:15:46,096 --> 00:15:48,272 Just talk it out. You're not children. 344 00:15:48,403 --> 00:15:50,144 Well, would a child get this? 345 00:15:50,274 --> 00:15:52,276 A scared little child would. 346 00:15:52,407 --> 00:15:54,757 I was thinking about something a little bit more adventurous! 347 00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:55,889 What about this? 348 00:15:56,019 --> 00:15:57,934 -Oh, oh. -You know... 349 00:15:58,065 --> 00:15:59,762 This! How's that? 350 00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:01,416 Yeah, well... 351 00:16:01,547 --> 00:16:02,983 You don't even know what that is. It's unidentifiable. 352 00:16:03,113 --> 00:16:04,027 You're right. I don't. 353 00:16:04,158 --> 00:16:07,335 Both of those are gonna rock. 354 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,555 Now which one of you wants to go first? 355 00:16:11,992 --> 00:16:17,127 No worries. In prison, I learned to tattoo with both hands! 356 00:16:17,258 --> 00:16:18,172 Now... 357 00:16:18,302 --> 00:16:20,435 [tattoo machine buzzing] 358 00:16:20,566 --> 00:16:21,871 You can get your tattoos at the same time. 359 00:16:22,002 --> 00:16:25,658 [buzzing] 360 00:16:25,788 --> 00:16:28,487 Great. Great. 361 00:16:28,617 --> 00:16:31,185 Yeah. 362 00:16:31,315 --> 00:16:37,060 [buzzing] 363 00:16:37,191 --> 00:16:38,714 A new record. 364 00:16:38,845 --> 00:16:42,892 Welcome to another episode of Blazin' Hot Takes! 365 00:16:43,023 --> 00:16:44,720 [horn blows] 366 00:16:44,851 --> 00:16:48,637 Joining me today are some guests you may remember. 367 00:16:48,768 --> 00:16:52,598 Young Dylan and Rebecca Wilson, but just in case you didn't, 368 00:16:52,728 --> 00:16:55,252 here's a little recap. 369 00:16:55,383 --> 00:16:58,560 If you do nothing! [laughing] 370 00:16:58,691 --> 00:17:02,477 [screaming] 371 00:17:02,608 --> 00:17:05,524 I would say you had to be here, but you was here! 372 00:17:05,654 --> 00:17:09,397 Let's welcome back Young Dylan and Rebecca Wilson 373 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:13,183 for some more fun. [clapping] 374 00:17:16,491 --> 00:17:19,320 All right. I like the confidence. 375 00:17:19,451 --> 00:17:20,930 All right, so you guys remember the rules. 376 00:17:21,061 --> 00:17:23,629 You pitch your label, you gotta eat a nugget. 377 00:17:23,759 --> 00:17:25,152 Here we go. 378 00:17:25,282 --> 00:17:28,808 Whoo, that looks good. 379 00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:34,857 Why don't I just start it like this? 380 00:17:34,988 --> 00:17:37,643 Whoo! 381 00:17:37,773 --> 00:17:40,689 You wanna tell us about your label? 382 00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:47,174 All right, look at y'all. So who would like to start? 383 00:17:47,304 --> 00:17:49,611 We started our label because so many artists go ignored 384 00:17:49,742 --> 00:17:51,700 by big labels. 385 00:17:51,831 --> 00:17:53,659 Ooh, look at that little CEO just slide it in there, 386 00:17:53,789 --> 00:17:56,139 didn't she? Okay. 387 00:17:56,270 --> 00:17:59,099 All right. How about uh... 388 00:17:59,229 --> 00:18:00,666 Tell me a little more. 389 00:18:03,103 --> 00:18:05,671 -Mm. -Mm-hmm. 390 00:18:09,239 --> 00:18:10,327 Are you okay? 391 00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:12,547 Did it just get hot in here? 392 00:18:15,985 --> 00:18:19,032 We want to give them a chance to make the music 393 00:18:19,162 --> 00:18:20,686 that they want to make. 394 00:18:20,816 --> 00:18:23,384 We don't want our artists to feel pressure, but [coughs] 395 00:18:23,515 --> 00:18:26,082 Second nugget... Too hot! 396 00:18:26,213 --> 00:18:30,696 All right, well, there you go! One down and then there was two! 397 00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:37,964 [laughing] You don't wanna try the milk? 398 00:18:38,094 --> 00:18:39,443 Where were we? 399 00:18:39,574 --> 00:18:41,750 You were talking about your artists. 400 00:18:41,881 --> 00:18:45,711 Oh yeah. Okay, you got this. [sighs] 401 00:18:45,841 --> 00:18:47,408 We don't want the artists to feel the pressure 402 00:18:47,539 --> 00:18:51,151 that the big labels-- 403 00:18:51,281 --> 00:18:53,370 Excuse me. 404 00:18:56,373 --> 00:18:58,680 [screaming loudly] 405 00:19:01,161 --> 00:19:03,555 [screaming continues] 406 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:06,775 That's what we've been waiting for! [laughing] 407 00:19:06,906 --> 00:19:08,603 [music] 408 00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:10,257 [music] 409 00:19:10,387 --> 00:19:12,694 What happened? 410 00:19:12,825 --> 00:19:14,261 [Myles] Yup. I'm doin' it. 411 00:19:14,391 --> 00:19:17,177 You two passed out the moment the needle touched your arm. 412 00:19:17,307 --> 00:19:19,179 So where's my tattoo? 413 00:19:19,309 --> 00:19:23,139 Bro, I have a strict never tattoo anyone unconscious rule. 414 00:19:23,270 --> 00:19:27,013 So maybe we're not the most adventurous people, but... 415 00:19:27,143 --> 00:19:28,318 I'm okay with that. 416 00:19:28,449 --> 00:19:31,408 Me, too. Yeah. 417 00:19:33,236 --> 00:19:37,937 Mom, look. Look, look, look. We got little black dots. 418 00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:42,158 So technically, we did get a tattoo. 419 00:19:42,289 --> 00:19:44,378 Well, would you look at that. 420 00:19:44,508 --> 00:19:46,815 Who's not adventurous? 421 00:19:46,946 --> 00:19:48,425 Oh, excuse me. 422 00:19:48,556 --> 00:19:51,428 So do we get a discount for dots? 423 00:19:51,559 --> 00:19:54,954 No. Besides, I did a full tattoo. 424 00:19:55,084 --> 00:19:57,609 -On who? -On me. 425 00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,611 -Yeah, right. -Yeah, right. 426 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:04,180 Excuse you. I might be a mom, but I do have a wild side, too. 427 00:20:04,311 --> 00:20:08,184 She didn't squirm or wince once. 428 00:20:08,315 --> 00:20:09,446 She's one tough cookie. 429 00:20:09,577 --> 00:20:11,100 So what'd you get? 430 00:20:11,231 --> 00:20:15,322 [laughing] 431 00:20:15,452 --> 00:20:16,366 Baby, what'd you-- What'd you get? 432 00:20:16,497 --> 00:20:19,239 [music] 433 00:20:19,369 --> 00:20:22,634 All right. All right. We'll see you next week for a new episode 434 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:26,376 -of-- -Not so fast. 435 00:20:26,507 --> 00:20:28,117 And who are you, kid? 436 00:20:28,248 --> 00:20:32,513 I'm his cousin, her brother, and your worst nightmare. 437 00:20:32,644 --> 00:20:35,385 -Let's dance. -[Norwood laughs] 438 00:20:35,516 --> 00:20:38,519 Okay. Oh, my worst nightmare. 439 00:20:41,870 --> 00:20:43,916 That's cute. What is that? 440 00:20:44,046 --> 00:20:47,093 It's a hot pepper that I created and it's called, 441 00:20:47,223 --> 00:20:49,878 the Swelter Pepper. 442 00:20:50,009 --> 00:20:53,665 Ooh, the Swelter Pepper. I'm afraid. 443 00:20:55,841 --> 00:20:59,932 It burns, but it's so good. Your turn. 444 00:21:02,238 --> 00:21:03,544 [sighs] 445 00:21:03,675 --> 00:21:04,676 You're not scared of a little boy 446 00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:05,546 and his homegrown pepper, are you? 447 00:21:05,677 --> 00:21:07,548 No, I'm not, little boy. 448 00:21:07,679 --> 00:21:09,942 Then take a bite, if you're not scared. 449 00:21:18,602 --> 00:21:20,779 See? Nothing. 450 00:21:21,475 --> 00:21:23,433 Three. 451 00:21:23,564 --> 00:21:25,174 Two. 452 00:21:25,305 --> 00:21:26,523 One. 453 00:21:26,654 --> 00:21:30,223 Zero. [screams] 454 00:21:30,353 --> 00:21:32,312 I think my head is melting. I don't like you, kid! 455 00:21:32,442 --> 00:21:35,315 Oh, mama! Mama! 456 00:21:35,445 --> 00:21:38,013 So the bottom line is, we want artists who are tired of feeling 457 00:21:38,144 --> 00:21:39,972 like they're not good enough. 458 00:21:40,102 --> 00:21:41,451 Artists who have been grinding for years, 459 00:21:41,582 --> 00:21:43,584 but just need a chance. 460 00:21:43,715 --> 00:21:46,152 If this is you, give our label a shot. 461 00:21:46,282 --> 00:21:47,849 We promise we're on your side and we won't quit 462 00:21:47,980 --> 00:21:50,025 till the world hears your music. 463 00:21:50,373 --> 00:21:54,073 [horn blowing] 464 00:21:54,203 --> 00:21:55,161 [Norwood panting] 465 00:21:55,291 --> 00:22:00,949 [music] 466 00:22:02,472 --> 00:22:06,694 [music] 467 00:22:32,328 --> 00:22:33,373 [music] 468 00:22:34,548 --> 00:22:36,898 [music] 469 00:22:36,948 --> 00:22:41,498 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0